IT’S WE’RE BACK! A DINOSAUR’S STORY
Nice little plot for a kid’s book, no? But hardly what you’d call feature length. So they decided to expand the plot. And that’s when things get weird. Here are the three methods of padding, in order of increasing insanity.
|"Why does this movie make no sense, Professor." "Because that's the way it is." For an explanation of this joke, see the bit about the voice actors.|
|"Blood contract, huh? Seems legit."|
|The hell is even happening.|
|Hey kid, wanna buy an O?|
* Did every kid’s movie from this time period have some sort of insane Rube Goldberg contraption to make a simple task complicated and tedious? I see a lot of those in kids’ movies, and I think they’re meant to say “WOW, COOL”, when the entire joke of Rube Goldberg was “That’s stupid”. It’s missing the dang point. At least the one in Casper was possibly deadly.
* At one point, Cecilia Nuthatch is crying and saying “Let no bad happen”. Did she turn into a caveman for a second, or was that a placeholder line that got left in? Anyway, that’s what makes Neweyes show up to save the day. He heard “Let no bad happen” on the wish radio. It’s so dumb.
|"We gotta have a little somethin' for daddy..."|
|There's also some nonsense frame story with a bird. It's terrible. I forgot about it until I was looking up screencaps.|