A LEVEL OF HENOTHEISM THAT’S GOING TO BE HARD FOR RELIGIOUS AUTHORITIES TO EXPLAIN AWAY IN THE FUTURE!
IT’S THE PRINCE OF EGYPT!
* Probably didn’t happen.
|"Hey, Moses, who am I? Check it out, who am I? I'm Antonio Banderas in Evita."|
|Polite of God to leave a little non-bloody area to stand in.|
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|"Hey, quick show of hands, do we really want to worship this guy? Aaron? I know you're on the fence about him already."|
|"God has made the water into blood!" "I'm more concerned about whatever was wrong with it before."|