IF IT AIN’T BROKE!
|"OH GOD, MY WINGS ARE BLEEDING! THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC, THAT IS FAIRY BLOOD!"
1 - Secret Origins
|THEN I shoot him with a BB gun because he is the worst.
So all in all, I actually found myself kind of liking the plot, which I did not expect. Once you give in to the madness, it’s actually quite enjoyable. The same cannot REMOTELY be said for the music. Composed by Barry Manilow of all people, with lyrics by someone I’ve looked up like three times and still can’t recall, these are some real garbage. One song, “Marry the Mole”got a Razzie for worst song, making this the first animated film nominated for and to win that ‘prestigious’ award.
|This seems racist against everyone at once.
|What, you thought I was joking?
* This is, I guess, the last Hans Christian Andersen story I’ll see adapted for screen. His only other big ones are The Emperor’s New Clothes, which I can’t see anyone adapting for a feature, and The Ugly Duckling, which is reprehensible and kind of racist.
|Fun fact: Sofia Vergara's entire being is based on this frog.
|And just like A Bug's Life, all the insects have four limbs.