THE SONG STYLINGS OF LIT!
IT’S TITAN AE!
|Like, maybe it could have more butts in it.
|They did have a Slippy, though.
|"Who's been messing with my Green Jellÿ albums? Okay, album. Okay, the Maximum Carnage soundtrack."
|"Someone order some faceless, underdeveloped, dumb looking villains?
* Okay, I got some spoilers to talk about here, so since I recommended the movie, I’m separating them.
* Bill Pullman actually has a few good moments, all of which come after his character was revealed to be working for the Drej the whole time, leading them to the Titan so they could destroy it. The harsh edge in his voice works much better for a villain, and he puts a lot more energy into it. Still would have been better as Ron Perlman, though.
|"Damn you, sexy Nathan Lane!"
* Cale eventually beats the Drej by using their bodies as fuel for the Titan. Since it’s hypothesized earlier that the Drej feared what humanity might to to them if they reached space, I GUESS THEY WERE RIGHT. Jeez, that’s a stupid ending.
* And how exactly does the Titan work? With a massive charge of energy, apparently from a few thousand sentient beings, it explodes all the crystals in the rings, and uses them to build a planet around itself? If it’s the core of the new planet, how are all the DNA samples inside of it going to get out to form the new Earth? How did Cale and Akima wind up standing on its surface? Why does it already have mountains and oceans? How do they eat, and breathe, and other science facts?